| Chelsea won the Premiership and Carling Cup after spending trillions |
| Manchester United won f*** all for the first season in years! |
| Liverpool won the European Cup on penalties after the most amazing second-half come-back of all time! |
| Crystal Palace and Norwich City were sent packing straight back to the Championship, while Southampton's season went from bad to worse and they joined them. |
| Sunderland ran out clear champions in the Coca-Cola Championship. Wigan Athletic won the race with Ipswich for second spot. Ipswich's play-off woe continued as the crashed out in the semi-finals. West Ham won the lottery and join the others in the Premiership. |
| Luton Town, Hull City and Sheffield Wednesday (bring 'em on!) join the Championship fun for next season after a successful campaign in League One |